eating: jackfruit chips
drinking: nothing
chatting: no one
So I turned up as a pirate's wench. I spent absolutely nothing on my outfit, not that I had much time to work on it considering I worked from 9AM - 7PM anyhow. Saturdays are incredibly bitchy; including the angsty snoop-doggy dog wannabe pubescent kids.
It was a great night spent @ The Lounge in Surry Hills for Ken's birthday. Everyone looked absolutely gorgeous and dressed according to theme. Photos will do the story-telling. Some of them are really blurry because the flash wasn't on and I think there was too much movement.
A note to self: Quick fucks are delicious and totally hit the spot, but only taken in moderation; as you do with any type of alcoholic consumption.
Wenches, Pirates & Pimps.
The cast: Ron, Winnie, Jimmy & Thao.
Kit was a grumpy bumhole because he was designated driver for the night and was therefore restricted from the alcohol. But he still managed to dress up and did a damn good impersonation of Jack Sparrow.
Kit & Thao: captain Sparrow and his wench
The Birthday boy Ken looked absolutely hot in that pimpin' outfit. Loved the hat, the gun and the bling bling.
Fun lovers
Ken & Kit. Pirates vs. Miama
Veronica the ferocious pirate melted when she saw her Miama Man Ken. LOL!
Veronica the pirate vs. Ken the gangster
Michael's baldness worked pretty well in that smashing outfit. Why is he always so trendy??!! Every party needs good food. And boy were we a hungry bunch! I dunno what Kit was doing so close to Winnie's skirt in that last pic. The hungry sleaze! HAHA
And then came the quick fucks. It was a massive orgy and us girls couldn't get enough so we went back to the bar attendant to inquire whether they produced orgasms. Unfortunately, they didn't. So we resorted back to the quick fucks.
Winnie likes kissing chubby cheeks
Hmm..and then there was abit of Winnie-leg grabbing on my behalf. And yours truly, the slutty wench, showed off some massive cleavage. REOW!!! All in the act, of course ;) Fuck, I was pretty gone.
Unfortunately, my partying ended pretty early. I went out onto the infamous Oxford street to buy some supplies. I then donated some cigs to a bum coz it was a cold night. He then opened up an on the spot oral life autobiography.
After 5minutes or so, I started getting reaaally dizzy. I think it was his yapping on and on and on. I almost passed out there on the street. A cab was hailed, and I was whisked back to the safety of Kit's parked car and driven home to my warm bed.
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